Serving a Fresh Set of Lies, Starring PM Rahul Gandhi and Shot-Down Rafales
Brig (retd) GB Reddi
Telangana Chief Minister A. Revanth Reddy has officially transitioned from politician to performer — and what a debut it’s been. In a stunning act of political farce, he declared that the entire nation is “waiting” for Rahul Gandhi to become India’s Prime Minister. Why? Narendra Modi has failed to reclaim Pakistan-occupied Kashmir (PoK) and hasn’t responded “befittingly” to Pakistan after the Peshawar terror attack in which 26 innocent tourists were killed. According to Revanth, Rahul Gandhi — the man who loses elections faster than he changes T-shirts — could’ve done better.
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to India’s newest comedy club, where Revanth Reddy is delivering punchlines no one asked for and facts be damned.
Let’s pause and examine this headliner material. Rahul Gandhi, under whose leadership the Congress party has suffered over 90 electoral defeats, is the chosen one. In states like Andhra Pradesh, West Bengal, Nagaland, and Delhi, the Congress didn’t just lose — it disappeared. Zero seats. Zero credibility. Zero clue.
This is the man Revanth claims can take on China and Pakistan? The same Rahul who couldn’t even take on Smriti Irani in his backyard? The same Rahul, whose foreign policy strategy involves tweeting love notes while on vacation and popping up in surprise meetings with foreign envoys mid-crisis?
Speaking of foreign affairs, let’s not forget the infamous MoU Rahul Gandhi signed with the Chinese Communist Party in 2008 — in the presence of Xi Jinping and Sonia Gandhi. To this day, Congress refuses to reveal what exactly was agreed upon. Was it a secret pact? A business deal? A cultural exchange in defeatism?
And who can forget Rahul’s hush-hush meeting with the Chinese ambassador in 2017, right in the middle of the Doklam standoff? While Indian jawans stood their ground on the Himalayan heights, Rahul was apparently strategizing over dim sum with the enemy.
But Revanth’s gags don’t stop there. His most recent whopper? Pakistan has shot down Indian Rafale jets. Now, this isn’t just a lie — it’s a spectacularly stupid one. Not a single Rafale has been shot down. They haven’t even been deployed in a Pakistan conflict. Revanth might’ve confused his WhatsApp forwards with a Ministry of Defence update. Or maybe he was watching a Pakistani propaganda cartoon?
Either way, the joke’s on him. And on the Congress party, which now seems less like a national political force and more like an improv troupe trying to rewrite India’s security narrative with punchlines and propaganda.
Let’s be clear: under Narendra Modi, India responded to Pakistan with surgical strikes and an airstrike in Balakot, exposed China at Galwan, and continues to assert its claims in PoK. The Indian armed forces are stronger, more assertive, and no longer burdened by the Congress-era paralysis of “strategic restraint.”
Yet Revanth Reddy wants to replace this with a man whose greatest battlefield achievement is walking from Kanyakumari to Kashmir with a camera crew.
Revanth, once a fierce critic of the Congress party, has now become its loudest cheerleader — and its most clueless. His transition from firebrand to farce has been complete. His speeches now resemble extended open-mic sets, with Rahul Gandhi cast as the action hero, China as our misunderstood friend, and facts nowhere in the credits.
If there’s anything the nation is truly waiting for, it’s not Rahul Gandhi’s coronation. It’s for leaders like Revanth Reddy to stop insulting our intelligence with these recycled, reckless delusions.
Until then, enjoy the show. Just don’t mistake it for governance.
While Revanth may be waiting for Prime Minister Rahul Gandhi, the rest of India is waiting for Congress to stop insulting the nation’s intelligence as well as its decimation as a party from the Indian political canvas.
