This playful take on a Kerala court ruling spotlights Hyderabadis’ uproar over losing complimentary biryani gravies. Quotes are for effect, and all characters are entirely fictitious. In a judgement that sent shockwaves through WhatsApp family groups, a Kerala consumer court has declared that restaurants are not legally bound to serve free gravy with porotta and…
In a world where political leaders compete more for laughs than legacy, this imagined Nobel spin-off rewards the true champions of gaffes, goof-ups, and grand delusions. What if one fine day the Nobel Committee in Oslo decided they had had enough of giving awards to peace-loving scientists and serious do-gooders? What if they finally gave…
Donald Trump has done it again. In a passing comment during a testy Oval Office meeting with South African President Cyril Ramaphosa, the US President claimed credit for defusing tensions between India and Pakistan, apparently, ‘through trade. ‘If you take a look at what we did with Pakistan and India… we settled that whole… and…
General Asim Munir has been promoted to Field Marshal – Pakistan’s highest military rank – for what looks like provoking India into hitting back. After the Pahalgam terror attack, which was carried out by Islamic terrorists trained by Pakistan’s own army and spy agency, ISI, India retaliated hard. Now, instead of facing tough questions, Munir…
The Like button, AP news agency reports, has come a long way since its humble beginnings as a doodle on a Yelp pad. Once a tool to rate restaurants, it is now a global metric for human worth, a currency of affection, and a subtle tool for mind games. What began as a noble effort…
In what experts are calling ‘absolutely not what we meant by machine learning,’ a Greek woman has reportedly ended her 12-year marriage after ChatGPT allegedly ‘read’ her husband’s coffee cup and concluded he was having an affair. The grounds revealed not just infidelity, but a younger seductress whose name began with ‘E’ – which either…
At what was supposed to be a routine press conference, Congress leaders Jairam Ramesh and Pawan Khera ended up putting on a performance better suited for a college improv session. Faced with a direct question about trade and tour operators boycotting Turkey and Azerbaijan – two nations that openly backed Pakistan during the recent conflict…
During the 2003 Iraq War, Saddam Hussein’s information minister, Mohammed Saeed Al Sahhaf – known worldwide as ‘Comical Ali’ – stood before TV cameras and denied the presence of American troops even as US tanks rolled into Baghdad behind him. His sheer detachment from reality earned him global notoriety and a fan following among irony…
While Operation Sindoor rumbles on – with soldiers on the move, news anchors shouting over each other, and WhatsApp experts offering military strategy – let’s turn briefly to something more important to everyday survival: the egg. Just a short while ago, scientists declared that the egg came before the chicken (something to do with proteins,…
India’s clinical military success with such clarity of purpose, restraint with power, and zero-tolerance for terror could only have come under a leader cast in a different mould – Narendra Modi. For decades, India had the upper hand against Pakistan – militarily, economically, and diplomatically – but lacked the will to use it. Previous prime…
