Disclaimer: This is an imaginary piece inspired by a short message shared by a friend on a WhatsApp group. Any resemblance to actual ministries, experts, or uncles is purely coincidental – and probably forwarded. In a move set to transform geopolitics, healthcare, astrophysics, and perhaps even the price of tomatoes, various ministries and global agencies…
Capitol Hill, alas, has no Rahul Gandhi, Jairam Ramesh, Mallikarjun Kharge or any of our ‘liberandus’ for that matter to needle the Pentagon over which Iraqi WMD bunkers were busted and, more awkwardly, how many of its vaunted B-2 stealth birds lost their way over the desert. Imagine a Rahul demanding satellite proof of every…
Pakistan has nominated Donald Trump for the 2026 Nobel Peace Prize, crediting him with stopping a war between India and Pakistan. India, for the record, has said nothing of the sort, but that hasn’t stopped Islamabad from lighting a diplomatic candle at the altar of Trump Tower. The nomination, posted on X, comes days after…
Back in my journalism college days, I chanced upon a delightful op-ed by Praxy Fernandez. I faintly recall it running in Deccan Herald, because in our library, national and regional papers rubbed shoulders with international titles. [Arab News from Saudi Arabia was printed on light-green tinted paper, while ads in Saudi Gazette were printed on…
William Hanson, a British etiquette coach, recently posted a video claiming the ‘correct’ way to eat a banana is with a fork and knife. Yes, really. No peeling it like a normal person – just slice off both ends, score the peel, and eat it delicately, as if it is a royal dessert. Naturally, the…
We have heard of liquid assets, but never quite like this. In a move that would make Cleopatra turn in her milk bath, Hollywood actress Sydney Sweeney has turned her bathwater into bars of soap. 5,000 of these sudsy souvenirs, coyly named Sydney’s Bathwater Bliss, vanished from the internet faster than free WiFi in a…
From Savarkar slurs to ‘maafi’ meltdowns, the prince of political fantasy just can’t seem to leave facts alone. Rahul Gandhi, the Congress party’s eternal hope and perennial liability, was back in court recently – not as an aggrieved citizen, but as the accused in yet another defamation case. This time, he had gone after Vinayak…
A quick quiz: Can you decode the following? T, TG, TS, TN, UP, AP, MP, WB, Pjb, Hry, Ch, C’garh. If you can, you have either worked in an Indian newsroom or have the patience of a saint. If not, welcome to the chaos of the modern Indian headline, where cryptic abbreviations are the norm…
There comes a moment in every young man’s life when he must face his demons – not in the boardroom, not on a battlefield, but in the far more fearsome arena of adulthood: the kitchen. My younger son Vikas, now trying to survive in Melbourne, has just entered that phase. Though he has landed a…
There is a new virus going around, and no, it is not airborne or waterborne – it is mic-borne. The symptoms are unmistakable: compulsive wisecracks, uncontrolled sarcasm, and a chronic inability to distinguish governance from giggles. Punjab’s Chief Minister, Bhagwant Singh Mann, once infected professionally, now appears to be in full relapse. Zinger of the…
